Easily the most under-rated actor of the century. A mountain of a man with a body of work matching the size and greatness of his real body. Commonly used and adored by the Coen brothers in films, he plays a large variety of roles and has a special gift to make violent scenes entertaining.
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"So John, describe you happiness with the group's success with your new album in 1 word, what would you say?"
"..............pwns."
"..............pwns."
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A Man who would have smashed all of these emo-wussies guitars and then handed what was left back to them,shrugged his shoulders and said:"sorry".
A Man who would have smashed all of these emo-wussies guitars and then handed what was left back to them,shrugged his shoulders and said:"sorry".
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Get the to go to the john mug.In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.
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Get the John Titor mug.The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.
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