Jobster Lobster

A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.

Person 1: “You can’t do that!”
Person 2: “Stop being such a jobster lobster.”

by Sus! July 9, 2021

Jopus

Judgmental but loyal. Also, Commander of the 9th Legion.

I’ve met a lot of people, but Jopus here is quite the prize!

by Wildermort July 12, 2021

jopus

A person who is judgmental and loyal and also the Commander of the 9th Legion.

I’ve met a lot of people, but this jopus is really something.

by Wildermort July 12, 2021

Jobstream

Is a workflow process whereby out of touch leaders piss on their subordinates.

I was going to work on answering emails, but I got completely jobstreamed by my boss.

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Jousef

Handsome guy, this guy seriously NEEDS anger management, the most kind heart when relaxed, hell breaks loose when angry, sexy guy though!

Friend: Hey focus bro

Jousef: stfu I’m explaining, you know what get tf outta my room you piece of shit

by Greensmaragd November 21, 2021

Jobish

Jobish is a pussy magnet, but this bitch pee pee big ,,, and has t-rex hands . Totally a bad ass mofo, who does back flip with his dick on a skateboard while hacking a playstation.

Can you give me A blow-jobish

by Microsoftoffice powerpoint November 22, 2021

Jousen

The name of a legend who will take over the world.

Jousen is the greatest of all time

by anonymous November 22, 2021