Jewish Medusa

The sexual act in which you rip off your pubes and put them in a Yamaka. Then, you put the Yamaka on your partners head.

I totally gave Will the Jewish Medusa last night. He took it like a man.

by HitmeagainLaxBro November 3, 2011

Jewish duck

1. A turd
2. An insult

1.I had a big jewish duck yesterdaY!
2.The fat lady is such a Jewish duck!

by BAM March 31, 2005

jewish hot cake

when a man cums in a girls buthole then licks it out spits on his dick and has sex with her

he jewish hot caked her

by NICK fart March 12, 2008

Jewish barber

It is the opposite from Turkish barber and is when a jewish man becomes a barber. It is also used to insult someone you dislike"

James "I hate you"
Craig "why"
James "because youre a fucking Jewish barber"

by Craig Gunderson July 15, 2010

Jewish Pizza

When your crazy uncle cones over for the holidays and tells the whole family he hasn't taken a shit in 3 days because he ran out of gas behind a walmart surviving off only heroin pickled sausage and string cheese then takes a dump in your bathroom sink

My uncle brought me a Jewish pizza for Christmas...

by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015

jewish jockstrap

When the nazi forces the Jews to take off their cloths to take a shower.

Did you hear about Fred at the holacost reenactment ? They made him go the full nine yards Jewish jockstrap and all.

by Stop being a nazi October 28, 2015

Jewish Vengeance Pizza

A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!

by BetterthanJew December 3, 2007