AronBeachSide's definitions

Jewish Pizza

A shit that you find in your bathroom sink that was left there by your crazy uncle visiting for the holidays after a 4 day heroin binge where he survived off heroin yoohoo pickled sausage and string cheese the whole time

I don't eat jewish pizza first thing in the morning...

by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015

Jewish Pizza

When your crazy uncle cones over for the holidays and tells the whole family he hasn't taken a shit in 3 days because he ran out of gas behind a walmart surviving off only heroin pickled sausage and string cheese then takes a dump in your bathroom sink

My uncle brought me a Jewish pizza for Christmas...

by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015