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Jacks are the biggest cunts ever, no jack is cool and they have no friends and are probably adopted. Great at footy but a major cunt.
"Wow is that jack playing soccer?"

"Yea, he's really good! but what a cunt"
by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016
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The most awkward person that has ever lived.
Girl 1: Did you talk to Jack at the alumni meeting today?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's still as awkward as ever...
by jackisweird October 21, 2012
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(noun) To abandon manly activites in favor of anal sex with another male at a gay ass orgy.
Dude, he just pulled a Jack on us. Dont worry, I told him to double wrap.
by candycornwhore November 8, 2011
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Lazy, fat, arrogant little shit who always need to have his way like the little lazy bitch he is. He's most likely a fucking libtard who sucks cock like the gay community supporter he is. He's ugly as shit and super annoying and no one likes him.
I hope that Jack kid flies out the windshield of car in an accident and cracks his neck.
by D I C C W E T T I December 5, 2018
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A sloth who goes to our lady's . He had two cats but they both got eaten
Where jack go look in the food line tahts where he will be
by Xoxoxoxo12345 July 10, 2017
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This person is either a great person or not. Jack is an annoying person often and is very sarcastic (sometimes good sometimes not).

Sometimes Jack can treat a girl well and make her feel special. The girl will fall for him however she doesn’t know he’s a fuckboy. Soon she gets pushed over the edge.

But there are good Jacks out there. Keep looking!
Girl: Jack’s such a dick. Why did he change?
Boy: Idk. He’s a Jack tbh.
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Somebody who can't get their own fucking ride. Seems to always be jacking off when he's needed. Thinks he's Mr. Steal your girl but just takes away your happiness and will to live. Has a twiggy body build and looks like a piece of paper if seen from the side. They will act buzzed after one juul thinking it actually caused their balls to drop. They make one good fucking wingman causing your looks to skyrocket from their noticabley big nose and Jewish physique.

Short for JACKASS
Bro this kid can never get places on his own, he must be a Jack.

Yo this kid thinks he can actually get my girl. This dick must not know his own fucking name.

This kid is "buzzed" After one whiff from a juul. What a fucking JACK
by JJ73 October 6, 2018
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