Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016

italian pasta

Pasta originating from Italy.

I like Italian pasta.

by Self-Explanitory May 28, 2016

Red Italian

A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.

Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!

by The Logical Fallacy May 4, 2018

italian sniff

When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.

When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.

by ChelskiBad4Bidness December 11, 2020

Tax In Italian

When imposta sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Mario: Hey Luigi

Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian

Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Babaooey 21 Sussy October 12, 2021

Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021