bed sugar

An alternate way to describe having sex in bed. Used by those who also use "sexy time" to describe sex.

Hey honey, you want some bed sugar?

by AmeelMD January 9, 2019

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bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.

Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!

by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012

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Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

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Bed Womb

Going to bed early in my bed womb, felling safe and cosy, snug and warm.

by Mrbute September 1, 2023

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Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.

“I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”

by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023

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The drink you thought at the time was a good idea but you didn't manage to drink. More often than not you will mistakenly have a good slug of it in the middle of the night before you realize it has a massive amount of alcohol in it. Bed swill can often be the final straw to making you bucket drunk.

I was too drunk to finish that ridiculously strong end if the night drink. I woke up parched and had a huge swig of it before I realized it was a whiskey and cola, not a plain cola. I'd totally gotten away with not puking until I drank that bed-swill.

by Foxy Bonnet July 4, 2014

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