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Howard Hues

The infamous super-successful mid-20th-century eccentric painter who really loved his colors. His father, Howard Hews, made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.
Howard Hues maintained the family tradition of genius generating fabulous wealth from his awesomely-colored paintings; his father, Howard Hews, had made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.
by QuacksO December 11, 2017
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hoya

What people say when they want to act cool.
Person 1Can i get a HOYA!!”

Crowd (crickets)
by duke_17 January 23, 2018
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hoyasssss

A joke that usually comes from the phrasecan I get a hoyasssss?”
Can I get a hoyasssss?” Jimmy said. Jimmy was a faggot
by Btw I am not a youngster April 13, 2018
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Howalow

A word used in “sit on my face” by Wheeler Walker Jr. Particulary used to ask Mimi to get it on.
by Howalow May 19, 2018
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howalow

A word used when you want mimi to sit on your face cuz u ain’t too picky.
by Howalow May 19, 2018
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Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.
John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.
by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018
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Howard Frankland Bridge

The Howard Frankland bridge spans Old Tampa Bay between the cities of Tampa and St Petersburg Florida along I-275. It was first designed in the late 1950s by Russian engineers through a Soviet-American engineer exchange program which also saw the development of the St Petersburg Russia metro system by American engineers.

It was immediately apparent however that the Soviet engineers did not understand the concept of traffic, or of automobiles in general as it was immediately snarled by poorly designed intersections and safety features which although advanced for the USSR were at least 50 years behind western standards at that time.

Out of shame most of the engineers working on the design of the bridge were sent to the gulags and the head engineer was tried and summarily shot. For this action the mayors of both St Petersburg and Tampa sent thank you letters to Russian officials, but this Soviet justice did little to alleviate the suffering of Bay Area residents which continues unabated to this day. Traffic continues to flow inefficiently leading into Tampa as the road narrows from 4 northbound lanes down to two as it passes the Westshore intersection also known as soul crushing alley.
There have been plans throughout the bridges history to alleviate the congestion through a complete redesign, but adhering to its policy of not doing anything useful ever, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) is not taking action either now or in the immediate future.
Traffic was heavy on the Howard Frankland Bridge today as usual.
by Badger1848 June 1, 2018
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