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Heather

Feisty, hilarious, flirtatious, and savage AF! She loves deep and isn't afraid to stand up for what's right. If she loves you she will fight for you!
by Ironheadmomma January 22, 2017
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Heather

That Heather over there got pissed when I said mayo isn't spicy.
by potanna January 24, 2017
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Heatheer

A sassy little girl, who gets what ever she wants, Open minded and free willed, and big mouth
Heatheer is a bad/good girl you choose the side you want to see
by Heatheer September 9, 2004
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Heath Ledger

An actor neither dead or alive who didn't earn my respect as an amazing actor until i saw him play the Joker in The Dark Knight, which would count as his greatest performance to date and his last
Mobster: Give me one reason why my boy here shouldn't pull your head off

Joker: How bout a magic trick

(stabs pencil onto table)

Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear

(Mobster attempts to grab Joker but Joker slams the Mobster's face onto the pencil making it disappear)

Joker: TA-DA!

Audience: LOL LOL LOL LOL

Audience after seeing movie: Why so serious? You want to know how i got these scars? Heath Ledger was so ballin, he could stick a knife in my mouth any day
by Mr. Ballin October 15, 2008
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heather

A largely dysfunctional human being who challenges any coffee cup to contain it's liquid, field tests smart phones for durability, and can not operate exercise equipment, let alone operate staircases.
Oh man, are you okay? That was a total Heather move.

That coffee cup I knocked over didn't spill a drop, it is completely Heather proofed!
by mgrunge1967 December 28, 2015
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Universal Healthcare

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.
American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."
by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010
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Heather

A popular bitch. Derived from the 1989 cult classic "Heathers", a Heather will do anything to be the queen of the school, including stepping over another Heathers' dead body, and snubbing all past friends.
"Have you talked to Rebecca lately?"

"No, she's turned into such a Heather"
by hyannah77 October 17, 2008
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