goon rat 

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired

person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them

goon rat by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025

Goon Sounding 

Goon sounding is the process of gooning while sounding.

I was goon sounding the other day and I accidentally got blood all over my sounding rod!

Goon Sounding by The Eastern Docker January 22, 2025

goon day 

The day of ts gooning pmo

ts icl pmo, im gonna friggin goon day yo, ts gooning pmo

goon day by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025

Goon Day 

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!

yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day

Goon Day by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025

Goon dodging 

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots

“Yo dude do you wanna go to the goon dodging tournament

Goon dodging by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025

Goon dodging tournament 

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.

“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament”

Goon dodging tournament by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon dodging tournament 

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

Goon dodging tournament by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025