neck goblin

A female that gives top of the line neck.

Shorty brained me so good, I swear she’s a neck goblin.

by DropDehd April 7, 2021

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021

Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013

Bowl Goblin

The magic goblin that sneaks in to your room at night and smokes out of your bowl and torches all of your devil's lettuce

Hey bro, I think the bowl goblin broke in last night

by bowl,goblin, smoke, drug February 21, 2012

goblin grappler

when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.

boy 1 - "she slapped me bro!"
boy 2 - "whatd you do homie?"
boy 1 & 2 - "GOBLIN GRAPPLER!'

by jreagan43 July 21, 2011

shitter goblin

a female buttocks
an ass that a girl has
it can be classified as good or bad

Mike: Yoo does she have a nice shitter goblin?
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid

by JBreezy gets bitchez November 13, 2011

Drama Goblin

Someone who gleefully and unashamedly welcomes and shares (relatively) harmless gossip.

"That's my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend! I'm too much of a Drama Goblin not to say something to her!"

"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"

by ElJanel November 5, 2023