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on goblin 

It’s like on god but just on goblin or u can use on gremlin
Aye you got that pressure? Yeah bro. Put that ong. On goblin bro
on goblin by OnGoblin June 13, 2019

Starbucks goblin 

Jessica is such a fucking Starbucks Goblin.
Starbucks goblin by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019

pork goblin

A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.
Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!
pork goblin by Churc1070 December 21, 2019

girth goblin 

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.
Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.
girth goblin by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020

Turf Goblin 

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.
Man my dad is such a turf goblin.
Turf Goblin by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020

Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.
Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!
Shoblin Goblin by Cheeble November 21, 2020