freesemann

flaming homo who usualy dates men than women. has sex with girls on the rag. is into young girls. has big ears. stud athlete...........NOT!!

person 1: look at that freesemann over there, hes a douche

by harold anderson00000 February 20, 2008

Freeze Your Eggs

Relax, slow down, show patience.....as in a woman freezing her eggs for future pregnancy

You don't even graduate this year, you need to Freeze Your Eggs yo

by Eddie O Spaghetti O April 11, 2008

freebes

a sexually transmitted disease that is a cross between herpes and syphilis.

talked to my std doctor today and he said that i got a new disease called freebes.

by as;lkvnoiergndbj a; September 26, 2008

fleeced

ugly
fucked up in the face

damn that fat hoe is fleeced

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Freeze Pop

Sticking a Popsicle up your ass, and sticking your dick in a carton of Ice Cream.

(Scenario: On a date at the pizza place)

Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...

Jane: Are we gonna order food now?

Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...

by AlanizWins July 28, 2009

new freezer

A frigid new girlfriend that won't put out.

Dude 1: Been goin' out wiv Brandice for 24 hours and she keeping me away from parking da beef bus in tuna town.

Dude 2: Fuck day bredren, drop her like a wet fish cuz she ain't nuffin' , she's nuffin' but a New Freezer, you get me? Ya Dunno.

by Spackattackmasack April 19, 2018

freeze dried camel gooch

anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life

ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!

by billmchperson August 31, 2008