Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 29, 2009

Fetus Job

Where a pregnant woman's unborn fetus jerks you off during sex.

Vegas, only place you can get away with a fetus job and not feel ashamed.

Thank god for the fetus job; that girl's blimp of a stomach wasn't doing it for me.

by DSpi August 11, 2010

fucus

Mental focus or concentration used to prolong sex.

Stress at work is totally affecting my fucus, I couldn't even stay hard last night

by DangerDales October 21, 2010

FOCUS

an acronym used to tell someone quickly and secretly to Fuck Off 'Cause U're Stupid.

Person 1: You're not doing that right.

Person 2: FOCUS!

Person 1 walks away wondering what the hell that was about...

by Fritzy30 November 21, 2011

fetus ball

its lke soccer/ rugby/ football/ ultimate frisbee but with a fetus, and when it explodes you get an extra 10 point to your team score. teams consist of 5 people against 5 people and must have atleast 70 yards of field to work with.

wanna go down to the park and get a game of fetus ball goin?

fetus ball is life

by cheesymcneesy December 26, 2013

Fecisis

Once completed a bowel movement - The uncertainty you feel that the toilet will not be able to handle the load, however, it successfully flushes.

"Man, I was so Fecisis about that dump I just took" "That guy gave me Fecisis about his dump"

by Djsialb July 10, 2015

Ficus

The code word for get there fuck out of there to avoid drama! Once ficus is called out or texted immediately leave, go out l, take a left and leave or wait to be rescued.

She caught me texting that chick from the bar. So I called ficus and dipped out.

by Cakecharmer August 17, 2016