Fatty

Brit- The sexiest azz chubby woman ever. You may have ordered medium size onion rings but you got King. And no you had more like 25 onion rings not 8 don't lie.Also, she is a J-O-O (cuz she has no coordination)

" YO, fatty went to burger king for some onion rings."

"Guarantee you fatty comes back with King size"

by Chubbz April 4, 2005

Fatty Boom Boom

Commonly used name for the Chelsea and England midfielder Frank Lampard, a.k.a Fat Frank, Frank Lump-a-lard and Lardy the ground trembler. He is described as Fatty Boom Boom not only for his increasing girth but also due to his weight of shot - he has a right foot like a cannon though without the precision rifling that would confer accuracy. Most of his shots fly over the bar.

"Would someone tell Fatty Boom Boom to pass the ball to Gerrard rather than blasting it over the bar."
"That Fatty Boom Boom couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo"

by DudleyJason September 4, 2008

Fatty Fatty Short Short

An insult and/or taunt directed at a person who is neither fat nor short.

Timmy: Fatty fatty short short! Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: No!
Timmy: Yeah, fatty fatty short short!
Billy: You're so mean Timmy Adams McGree!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Shut up!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: I'm warning you!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Nooooooo!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short sho... (stabbed)
BIlly: I warned you, I WARNED YOU!
Timmy: Fatty... fatty... short... short...

by abe McAbe May 2, 2006

Fotty

1. A man who gets suckered into purchasing any kind of pet, and succumbs to bankruptcy and loss of all dignity to reclaim his losses in veterenarian bills.

2. One who gets abandoned, or completely screwed over.

3. One who shows up to work whenever he feels like it, and is generally lazy.

1. Man, the Vet totally Fotty'd that guy.

2. That guy got totally Fotty'd over, he's in financial ruin.

3. That guy is a Fotty, he hasn't done a thinkg in weeks.

by kenterc June 28, 2011

Fusty

1. To feel completely dead and/or rough after a night of happy hardcore headbanging and shotting poison such as Jager.
2. A word that happily fits in before describing an old paedo

People mistake "fusty" (a plausible feeling) to other definitions, such as "fucking crusty" i.e. fusty. When we all know the feeling of fustiness is not a combined word or feeling. It is purely to describe ones feelings.

1. How're you feeling after that beast of a night headbanging to Metallica Laura?

Fuck. I'm feeling fusty! I bet that Jager didn't help matters! So. Very. Fusty.

2. Ruby that fusty paedo's checking you out
Dude that's not a fusty paedo it's David, but thanks for the heads up man.

by fustyasfuck July 3, 2011

fatty boombalatty

An impressivly Large Spliff

"Whoa dude - there's like a whole eigth in there! That's a fatty boombalatty!"

by Morgan LaVey December 4, 2003

futter

Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING

If you want to earn your bread and butter.
best you learn then how to futter

by lowdown November 16, 2004