Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.

You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake

by Jack March 20, 2005

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emberbate

Two men masturbating by rubbing their penises together much like trying to start a fire (ember-).

And the masterbation caused by it (-bate)

those two men just emberbated as if it would start a real fire.

by creative mind August 15, 2009

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The point at which, when some idiot is walking along the side of a narrow country roadway, and two oncoming cars pass each other exactly at the point they pass the walker who fails to move his ass further to the side, saving himself from becoming a victim. Instead, he creates an emergendanger situation, placing his life in peril, the fool.

Man walking along side of a country road places himself in an emergendanger by not stopping his walk to watch as two cars pass each other at the exact spot where he is in the road.

by TraderManSam December 29, 2009

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emergency roll

The act of rolling a blunt in the dire situation that no else know how to effectively do it. The urgency to smoke over takes the desire for a well rolled blunt.

Friend: I've got the weed. Who wants to roll?

Other Friend: No one here knows how to roll bro.

Friend: Damn, all I can do is emergency roll! Guess we gotta deal.

by TheFezz April 15, 2014

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