Directioner

A bunch of obsessive psychopaths who do nothing but fangirl over their heroes on Twitter, stalk 5 (4 now) young men thinking in delusion that they'll actually meet 1D personally one day, and fight with other fans and everybody in the name of their heroes.

While the boyband itself just rakes in the cash.

See also White Knight

Directioner: "Kpop is shit, 1D is the best!"
Other fandoms and sane people: "Get a life."

by guguy00 November 26, 2015

Directional

The way a moron describes an automobile's turn-signal/blinker.

Q: Hey aren't you about to take a right? You better put on your directional!

A: Directional, what the fuck is that? Are you trying to describe my blinker? Man you are a dumb piece of shit.

by tboneski October 28, 2014

One Direction

The most amazing five people to ever exist. Anyone who dislikes them is INSANE! This British and Irish boyband consists of Niall, Liam, Harry, Louis, and Zayn These five amazingly perfect boys are so great that no other boy can compare! Their fans are called directioners and if you say anything bad about 1D they will kill you with carrots and spoons then revive you and run you over with a lambrogini! DONT MESS WITH DIRECTIONERS!!!! Directionators are the totally wannabe know-nothing-about-1D so not fans who think they're directioners. Directionators are frowned upon by society. ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND LOVED BY EVERYONE

Girl 1: oh my carrots did you see One Direction's concert last night
Girl 2: Oh my carrots YES!!!! they were so hot!!
girl 3: I threw my panties on stage and Niall picked them up *swoon*

by CShro August 3, 2012

Drent (DJG)

A person who is an amazing all around individual who has a few flaws. He has all around smarts, one sport, multiple hobbies and will do whatever he takes to perfectionize something if need be (especially if their the DJG Drent). Otherwise, he is practically some random individual who lives some random life in an unknown country. They can be nonchalant or have upbeat hyper energy, or sometimes in the middle. There are not many Drent's in history since they are a rare kind because of their supremeness, however if you do meet one they are heavily inspiring and wise. (Btw, this is totally, 99.9% not a Drent writing this).

Some dude: Yooo, its Drent (DJG)
His friend: Who?
Some dude: That dude that went crazy that one game
His friend: Oh yeah that guy!

by DJG_0926 June 11, 2022

actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie

Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.

by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008

derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009

Direct Approach

Sleep with your a government clerk.

"In order to gain status Bill Clinton took the 'direct approach'"

by Doctor Disco March 28, 2008