Distractionship

A type of relationship where both partners are engaged with each other for the purpose of distracting themselves from previous relationship trauma.

After Megan and I broke up, my friend Kayla and I decided on a distractionship after she had just broken up with her boyfriend

by Anansi May 21, 2017

disturbo

The clown you don't hire twice.

"Where were you this morning?"
"I got a job entertaining little kids as a birthday party clown. Here look at the costume I made ..."
*Puts on mask*
"You are not wearing that to Children's birthday parties."
"I call myself 'Disturbo the clown you don't hire twice'."

Pears Before Swine, Stephan Pastis, Rat, Goat

by Diamondback Darell June 15, 2017

distortionist

A word used to describe that someone is broken inside or mistreated.

I met a distortionist person.

by Randomassguy9001 September 17, 2017

distorshinized

Future tense of distortion

Cliff burton had a good distortion sound.
It was a game changer with his distorshinized sound

by Cliff Burton ghost February 11, 2018

distorshinized

Past tense of distortion

Ha Nikki distorshinized is a word

by Cliff Burton ghost February 11, 2018

Distrumpia

the sensation that occurs upon realizing a prominent figure actually said, wrote, or did something so staggeringly stupid and/or insensitive it was originally believed to be satire; named for chronicly stupid and insensitive Donald Trump; alt. spelling “dystrumpia;” the state of distrumpia is “distrumpic,” alt. spelling “dystrumpic.”

I thought the late night shows were making fun of Donald Trump by exaggerating his inability to spell, but when I relaized he really did spell hamburger as “hamberder,” I was overcome with distrumpia.

I thought the story about the video of Kevin Spacey responding to his felony charges with an in character Frank Underwood video, but got some serious distrumpia when I saw the video.

by rannray January 16, 2019

Distributor

Hot guy or girl who is bring his bros some hoes.

“Hey it’s Dan, he brought hoes”
“Fuck yeah, he is the best distributor I’ve ever met”

by Hardboiledboi March 15, 2019