clontu

Etymology: Clontu -> clonto -> clont -> phont -> pwnt -> pwnd -> ownd -> own. Originally coined by a prominent ownerer by the name of Mr. Fortin, a certain zebra in the recent Disney movie "Racing Stripes," elicited to be christened this name when, in laughing his proverbial arse off with his good ownerer friend Mr. Gutter, made the wild query "Is this Clontu?" This name was, at the time, in Mr. Gutter's MSN username, and thus, the name Clontu was put to the retardedness of the "Racing Stripes" poster shown in the movie theatre on that fateful day.

"Yo, it's like, Clontu!"
"Woah, Clontu there."
"Ayng, your mather is CLONTU!"

by Loltor February 26, 2005

clones on your bone

someone that is hating on you or talking shit;haters

-yo man that guy said my rhymes sucked
-Don't sweat it, they just a bunch of clones on your bone

by Mike Franks December 6, 2007

Colon Invasion

Colon Ivasion (see "Ass Rape")when ones ass is invaded by a guys Penis(see "Meat Stick")without permisson.

Ass Rappist: BOO!!!
Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!!

^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^

by AutoGoff April 10, 2008

colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008

Clonan

After "Gotti", Clonan is the most saught after surname in New York City.

Well, since Gotti is taken, my rap name will be "Clonan".

by vampirexkisses September 30, 2008

Clondominium

Condominiums on a massive scale flowing over hills and arroyos - same size, style, color, landscaping. Typically each condo is occupied by 2 adults, 2.3 children, 1 dog or cat and sometimes 1 rabbit. 2-car garage has 2 cars inside because the homeowner's association mandates no parking in the driveway or on the street. California has thousands of these unique housing units where neighbors don't know one another - and don't care.

In 1975, while traveling toward Riverside, California on Freeway 91, after having been away for several years, Patty and Gordie were amazed by the hundreds of clondominiums packed into the area known as the mouth of the Santa Ana Canyon. Clone + Condominium = Clondominium.

by Gordie Hayduk October 13, 2008

colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)

oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.

by colon man October 21, 2008