Corporate Worm

A person who works in the general corporate world and does mundane work

Jim from work has been there for years! He’s just a boring corporate worm.

by lab97 September 30, 2025

Conopulate

To twist and turn violently like a loonatic

It is bad to conopulate your hair!!

by SPANY907 October 10, 2025

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025

corporate horny

A character design that tries too hard to be sexually appealing to everyone possible and ends up becoming forgettable.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.

Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Corporate Passive Aggressive

A dialect of Corporate Jargon intended to convey rude messages in a “professional” manner.

Examples of Corporate Passive Aggressive:

As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?

Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?

I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you

This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so

For future reference: How do you not already know this?

I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?

We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired

by Shepherd Guy December 19, 2025

Corporate Kardashian

Corp. Kardashian is window dressing on a toxic coworker. On camera, they try to be perfect and say what leadership wants to hear. Off camera, they rarely practice what they preach and play the victim when called out.

Janice totally Corporate Kardashian'd our call today. She's never proactively partnered in her life.

by adultingpoorly January 15, 2026