Fuck Cop

A term used when you see a cop and you are doing something illegal. See also Shit Cop.

"Fuck Cop!" "Hide the stash!"

by Tracy Lou January 19, 2005

flop cop

In poker, a person who never folds pre-flop. Must see every hand. Won't let anyone steal blinds. Calling station.

"What are you, George -- the flop cop?"
"I had an ace; I had to see it."

by Coell May 18, 2005

rent a cop

A state certified and trained person who is essentially a private police officer. Used when 24hr police coverage can not be provided. Depending on the state, a "Rent-a-Cop" has arrest powers and carries a weapon. They can easily put you in as much trouble as a "real" cop. Most are Ex-Police/Milatary. Depending on the contract, the pay is actually better than local law enforcement.

::While setting in a cell: "Yo, G, I cant belive I gots arrested by a rent a cop"

by Slinger646 January 2, 2006

Rent-A-COP

1.) The ULTIMATE security guard;

2.) An agent of uniformed or assumed authority who is contracted out by others who shit on them as a means of cost-efficient, cheap-ass, under-qualified, ego-driven, completely useless substitute for actual law enforcement with the mundane task of performing substandard security services (w/ a smile) in a place of total unimportance without any hope of actual recognition for the half-assed job they are expected to fufill;

3.) Any security guard (contract or in-house) that has been retitled "Public Safety" for the sake of some ego-inflated management in order to complete some sense of delusional importance

Lemme see your badge, Rent-a-COP. Do you even have a gun, Rent-a-COP?

by Deputy Donkey June 11, 2011

Time-Cop

A person who enforces that an appropriate amount of time has been spent on each specific task.

I wanted to mount her but she pulled a Time-Cop on me and said that I needed to keep eating her snatch.

by Jonny C. March 20, 2008

Content Cop

A series made by IDubbbzTv that focuses around talking about YouTubers content and why it's bad.

Guy: Did you see the new content cop?
Guy 2: Yeah. It was pretty cool

by IG: i_stole_your_kids January 23, 2018

perve cop

A police officer who poses as a young person (usually female) on the internet to entrap pervs looking to hook up.

"How'd I know the 13 YO was a perve cop? They busted me for just wanting to be her friend."

by Old Bogus April 10, 2008