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mechanical circumsition

when a girl or boy with braces gives you a blowjob and they excessively rip of your foreskin and drink the blood
hmmmm kai it looks quite tight let me give you a mechanical circumsition
by suspicius December 10, 2024
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judaisme circulaire

Une étoile de David entourée d'un cercle
Le judaisme circulaire est dans mon cœur
by Bob_le_dieu_810 March 10, 2026
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eggsigent circumstances

An "emergency situation" dat involves your having a dozen-carton of stale cackleberries in yer possession, and so da cops think dat you might be gonna throw rotten eggs at them.
At da King and Duke's third "dramatic performance" show in da same town, Huckleberry Finn saw dat da audience-members were smuggling in assorted "ripe" organic-missile weaponry; this realization convinced da Duke dat there were eggsigent circumstances which justified their sneaking off and hightailing it for da river.
by QuacksO February 24, 2025
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Vegan Circumference

Refers to TT influencer @thisveganking. Indicates how wide his anus is from the last item entering/exiting his ass. Measured in Away Team members that can pass through the diameter of his leather cheerio.
My Vegan Circumference passed a Volkswagen into the shitter from all the dick.
by SKEETPISS March 29, 2025
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geezer-circuit

The second-rate locations/venues that irrelevant has-been musicians/performers are stuck to performing on because those are the only places that'll bother booking them as their careers are winding down.
Las Vegas is definitely the geezer-circuit capitol of the world!
by ffokcuf March 30, 2025
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Jewish Circumcision

Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".
Howard: Yo Paul! Benjamin just got a Jewish circumcision.
Paul: Awesome dude!
by bouletman12 October 28, 2025
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The U.S.A Circumcision

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019
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