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Short for Union City, California. About 15 miles south of Oakland, California. The northernmost city in the "Tri-City" Oakland suburb. Pronounced "yoon".
I heard you stay in Newark.
Naw I stay in west Une.
I heard it's hella crazy out there.
by pcbarrr November 05, 2010
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-A person who is strange and awkward most of the time, but is one of the friendliest people that you will ever meet. He is a really funny guy as well and can make anyone laugh no matter what the situation is. He gets really strange ideas and is off in his own world most of the time.

-A god who rules with mercy and justice. He doesn't require you to give up your money for a "greater cause". He just wants everyone to be nice to each other

-A verb that combines weird, funny, friendly, and awkward at the same time.
Brad: "Did you meet the new guy? He's really friendly."
Michael: "Yeah, he's a Unes."

John: "He always makes situations weird."
James: "He's such a Unes."

Chris: "Have you heard about Unes?"
David: "No, who is he?"
Chris: "He's a god that only wants you to be nice."
David "He sounds pretty cool."

*After tipping over ALL the aisles in a grocery store*
Alex: "Wow, I didn't even know that was possible, way to unes."
by CreepyMongolian January 08, 2012
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University of Non Ethical Behavior, an istitution of higher learning for those who want to excel at the art of being awesome and wreckless as all hell!
I Graduated Valedictorian of UNE Class of 2005 and now i am the dean!
by Dean Milk July 18, 2010
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'Une' is a word used to substitute the name of an object that you do not know or have forgotten.
"Pass me the... une!"
by Jay21 April 30, 2006
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being fuckin pissed..very upset..wanting to okie doke peoples food/soup
Yo my dad just slashed my tires, im so une.
by Naren January 05, 2005
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Universal Noise of Eating, that looks delicious and edible I want to eat it.
Look at those brownies, U.N.E.

Or, if you are a zombie: look at those brains, U.N.E
by Amazingsauce May 15, 2011
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