chompypig

1.Giant manwhore and the king of sexual harassment,likes to rip souls out and rape them

2.A short midget pig obsessed with bacon and sexually harassing people

1.that chompypig is such a manwhore

by manwhore mcslutpig October 24, 2013

Chomskied

Chomskied, v: An authoritative, succinct, yet verbose response, usually given to those of simpler minds wishing for quick explanations to complicated mechanics.

"Dude tried to argue pop politics in a youtube comment, got chomskied with 5 paragraphs of facts.

by terbo June 4, 2015

Chompush

The phenomenon whereby the force of a bite displaces the fillings of a sandwich or burger away from the eater, possibly resulting in fillings leaking disappointingly onto the plate. Also a verb.

The sandwich enthusiasts were so frustrated by chompush they took to eating sandwiches that had been glued together with an edible adhesive.

The Earl of Sandwich had no time for chompush, thank-you-very-much, so wouldn't tolerate his invention having any more than two fillings.

Phyllis attacked her burger with such vigour that she accidentally chompushed a slippery pickle into Albert's face.

by Weirdsworth July 21, 2015

Chompant

A person who is eating so ferociously that they have to gasp for air between chews while emitting disturbing gulping sounds from the nose and mouth.

Can you believe that chompant sitting next to us at the restaurant.

by Krista S November 6, 2015

chomp time

when another male does fellatio to another man while poking his nose inside the persons anus.

there will be a designated chomp time later on okay?

by fettytotoo November 10, 2015

Chomp

Waiting on a text so you can jump on the person texting verbally.

"I'ma chomp on um if they hit me back!"

by The Noob Messiah September 17, 2016

Chomps

When chomping down on someone's dick.

That bitch give good head. Yo Dawg, nah, that bitch chomps.

by anon76889 May 13, 2016