An individual not truly of homeless nature but who embraces the free feeling of the vagrant life. The Cave Hobo often looks like a Hobo though does not smell of one. Cave Hobos tend to also be slightly mentally ill. They like Chocolate, Milk, Pizza, and any combination of the above. They also like crayons. They can be found in any city, large or small, and can be identified by their knitted garments that cause them to resemble something like a hibernating bear. The Cave Hobo is very friendly and social and likes to sleep in public, for example park benches, even though they have a home. Cave Hobos also like to sing. More often than not they believe themselves to sound like Jesus and Fergie, not realizes that they sound more of a cat being fed through a blender. God Bless Cave Hobos
by YukiPoo January 6, 2011
Get the Cave Hobomug. by Crazyhorse June 6, 2017
Get the Man cavemug. Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015
Get the rusty cavemug. MHX's Cave!!
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"Caves are beautiful things, you know? They're thermostatically controlled - warm when it's cold out and cool when it's warm. Very quiet. Very comfortable."
➥ This is a 100% safely moderated community server that's focused on finding social interaction and to just talk about anything that's on your mind! They have many fun bots to play around with and an active memberbase! Events are also being hosted such as Simon Says, Last to Leave and more!
Psst, there's also a Nitro Giveaway every now and then!
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"Caves are beautiful things, you know? They're thermostatically controlled - warm when it's cold out and cool when it's warm. Very quiet. Very comfortable."
by aguywholikesusingdiscordapp August 31, 2021
Get the MHX's Cavemug. A cave formation molded by semen for hundreds of years in order to sustain maximum moisture on the walls of the cave, and is the place for couples to endulge in massive orgies over one kiss or a handhold, as it gives everyone unusual sexual desires and a want to fuck, you can't control yourself and after some time become a sex goblin.
by Harzenio July 21, 2020
Get the Cum cavemug. Normally a stubby cock, where the head of a cock goes back inward and looks like your circumcised cock never had the procedure in the first place. Looks like a toque and happens when you wear tight ginch or have a fat roll in your ginch pressing on your cocker all the time.
I've gained a lot of weight since I finished high school and whenever I take a piss I have to stretch out my bird a few times because I get cave cock.
by The Dirty Pajerty March 31, 2015
Get the Cave Cockmug.