Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.
Calum you simp
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Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats
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Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.
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Callum is God's gift.
Any woman lucky enough to have him inside of them should feel amazed.
He also has very good balance.
Any woman lucky enough to have him inside of them should feel amazed.
He also has very good balance.
Callum is the best at balancing
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