Command-stripping

The act of separating one's sweaty ball-sack from their inner thigh by firmly pinching a portion of excess scrotum and pulling downward in a similar action to that used when releasing 3M brand Command Strips(tm).

"This Las Vegas heat has had me command-stripping all afternoon."

by Because7ate9 April 3, 2015

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status commenting

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!

Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.

by Katpaham February 13, 2009

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backhand comment

When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.

"The people here are so quirky"
"Thanks for the backhand comment, Jessica."

by Vapingnotcool August 30, 2017

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commander keen

One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...

Everyone loves Commander Keen

by p00flake July 13, 2006

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condo commando

little old ladies (on occasion, little old men), who devote their entire life to paying attention to, complaining about, and ordering everyone around who lives in, visits, serves on the boards of, manages, and/or works for the condo where they live. Have no other life, as children ca't stand them either. Frequently of Jewish extraction, and found living in South Florida.

"Hey, YOU!
NO PARKING IN THE RESERVED SPOTS! YOU VANT YOUR CAR SHOULD BE TOWED, ALREADY?"

by Piccolo Pete January 16, 2005

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