Business Shower

When two or more people take a shower together for non-sexual purposes, such as conserving water.

Joey: Dude that pool was nasty.

Rhett: Yeah we need to take showers.

Joey: Wanna just take a Business Shower?

Rhett: Hell yeah.

by Alfred Greenfield August 16, 2010

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Business Beard

A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.

Mr. Fitzwell Business Beard is looking tight and very classy.

by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010

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businessfuck

A male or female who takes some type of mass transit into NYC to work and wears business gear. Males tend to undo their tie upon departing work. Females tend to let their hair down upon departing work. Both tend to complain about the NJ Transit bus/train schedule on the reg. Both like to pretend they know so much about "the city" and show up to happy hours wearing their businessfuck gear.

Checkout that yuppie businessfuck standing in line waiting to order his pumpkin spiced latte at Starbucks. Credit goes to Marc for this one.

by NullDotCom October 7, 2010

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