Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.

Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.

by arkemedes June 1, 2011

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I’m birthday

Used when trying to express that you are a birthday. Another way to say that you love birthdays; without actually having to say it. Sometimes misheard: ‘I’m gay,’ but you need to get your ears checked. They did not say ‘I’m gay,’ they clearly said ‘I’m birthday.’

“I’m birthday, it’s pretty unfortunate isn’t it, Eleanor?”

by lourocksteady April 30, 2021

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Draw them giving birth

Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with “draw them giving birth”

Person 1: give me some request that I can draw

Person 2: draw the “character” giving birth

Person 1: No-

Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth

by Spoon_Sploon December 12, 2021

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leavin' the beaver

that bitch be birthin again!

by rick james December 20, 2004

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birthanukkah

When one's birthday is celebrated for eight days. This usually occurs because your parents are too broke to buy you a present on your actual birthday, and payday occurs later in the week.

Kid: How come I am only getting my cake today?

Mom: Baby, it's your birthanukkah! We will have cake today, there will be presents on Tuesday, and we can go out to eat and go bowling on Thursday!

by lawn_mama January 11, 2009

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