I’m birthday

Used when trying to express that you are a birthday. Another way to say that you love birthdays; without actually having to say it. Sometimes misheard: ‘I’m gay,’ but you need to get your ears checked. They did not say ‘I’m gay,’ they clearly said ‘I’m birthday.’

“I’m birthday, it’s pretty unfortunate isn’t it, Eleanor?”

by lourocksteady April 30, 2021

Kevin

Another name for a pigeon.

“Kevin? KEVIN??”

by lourocksteady April 30, 2021

Can I give you a bow tie

Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.

“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”

by lourocksteady April 30, 2021