road breakfast 

An early morning handie from a perfect stranger at a truck stop.

Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.

road breakfast by Nemo Nickels January 8, 2017

Birthday breakfast 

Croissant and a blow job

Happy birthday, do you want a birthday breakfast

Birthday breakfast by Sparen October 24, 2017

Nigga Breakfast

A breakfast invented by dat nigga Dylan morgan Francis member of the prestigious, 'Half Left' crew. This 'Nigga Breakfast' consists of a base of toast with the nigger condiments of Nutella and Coco Pops having a crunchy smooth texture to start your nigga day.

After a long night of playing with and on Coc with Cory and Jackson the morning called for a nigga breakfast

Nigga Breakfast by Cockie monster :) April 28, 2020

Gonorrhea for Breakfast 

To inadvertently have oral sex with someone who has an STD.

Poor Paul, he ate Gonorrhea for Breakfast.

Gonorrhea for Breakfast by Aram A. February 24, 2008

turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.

Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.

turkey for breakfast by synchronicityii February 11, 2010

Kanye West Breakfast

You name an omelette "Taylor Swift" and give it to a friend, then when they're in the middle of eating it you say "Omelette you finish, but how's breakfast?"

SERVER: "How's breakfast??"
ME: "Damn bitch. You interrupted me with your Kanye West Breakfast remark."

Kanye West Breakfast by Shmiggens March 2, 2017

continental breakfast 

Generally provided by cheap British hotels so that they don't need to serve you a PROPER breakfast.

A Continental Breakfast usually consists of some cheap freeze-dried coffee, some sort of stale pastry and perhaps an old, soft biscuit if you're fortunate enough.

The name comes from the fact that Hoteliers wish you to believe that our "more culturaly refined" and "chic" Continental (note, European) cousins, eat this crap for breakfast themselves, and by eating it you can be JUST as cultured!

Predictably, if you ever happen to stay at a hotel on "The Continent", the chances of them serving you this rubbish are somewhere between silm and none.

"For a mere £5 extra, you will be provided with a delicious, exciting and culturaly stimulating Continental Breakfast!"

continental breakfast by Master Beaver July 16, 2008