brayden johnson

brayden is despite folk tales is a motherfuckin dicksuckin cuntfuckin fuckity fucker and he always wants to eat little girls.
brayden is a thief and a cheating asshole. he rapes his teddy bear ery night. he licks shoes and sucks toes for arousal. he is simply a hick town fucknugget

your such a brayden johnson

by beach ball size lady nuts January 22, 2018

brms (braden river middle school)

the best school in tha fukkin worldd; half the kids there chief and dip. its da best school and the girls are hott as fukk and like to get high also.

dude #1: d00d i just bought a g of dro ,lets skipp 7th period and we can get some other people to come.

dude #2: hellz yeahh d00d i got a can of dip that i got at mainstreet last nightt ;D

brms (braden river middle school)

by weedman941 November 8, 2009

Braden

A complete FUCK BOYYY makes those cringy musical.lys and thinks hes hot. ASKS EVERY GIRL OUT ecspecially the new girls but vv attractive

Me: ew i just saw a braden
Girl: did he ask you out again?
Me: yes...

by Ewstayaway November 15, 2017

Brayden

He is a guy who asks a girl out then he cheats on them without them knowing. He has a small dick and picks the shit out of his underwear.

Brayden: Someone who wants a gf but treats them like shit

by Saver 123 July 29, 2018

Braden

Boy who really likes anal and will often seek it

"He was such a Braden last night , couldn't keep his fingers out of my ass"

by Twoface September 21, 2016

Brandenburg

An egomaniac who just happens to play the trumpet beautifully

He's such a Brandenburg--he was showing off on his solo again

by yeah like I'm going to tell you December 15, 2008

Braden

useless peace of shit

Thats a Braden.

by cocacolacat February 16, 2018