Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content

DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner

by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

negative boner

instead of getting a boner you get a boner into your body or

turned off

Friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative boner
Other friend: cool story bro

by AsianWoveTaco April 3, 2012

Billy the boner

A fat guy whose sexually excited all the time.

Bobby: Is your boyfriend Billy the boner?
Maj : Huh?
Bobby: Because he's always enthusiastic when it comes to sex.

by whenimaqueen September 1, 2018

Badger boner

You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood

I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav

by Mule Tool December 11, 2016

boner reaction

The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.

A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.

The sexy dress I put on caused my boyfriend to have a boner reaction.

by stars and strikes June 7, 2014

boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"

That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.

by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012

Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.

as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009