double blumpkin 

When you and a friend achieve the amazing feat of reciving simultaneous blumpkins in a public bathroom.

Guess what happened to me and earl last weekend, we met up with some skanks and got a double blumpkin.

double blumpkin by the duke of all dukes January 13, 2009

chunkin blumpkin

The unfortunate situation of vomiting on the recipient of a blumpkin.

She was a little too drunk when she went down on him for a blumpkin and ended up dropping a chunkin blumpkin on him.

chunkin blumpkin by teeeee June 5, 2007

wet blumpkin 

The graceful balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump while having a shower.

- Having a shower, dump, and blow job all at once - could it get any better?

Tyler was very busy in the morning getting ready for work so his girlfriend M decided to give him a wet blumpkin to save him some time that morning...and every morning there after.

wet blumpkin by Fireman T October 16, 2009

Reverse Blumpkin

latin: Analingus miatus
A member of the Blumpkin family, the Reverse Blumpkin occurs when a woman performs analingus on her partner while he urinates, thus simultaneously stimulating both anus and urethra in a two-headed monster of erogenous pleasure. This fetish works especially well for those unable to achieve the erection-while-pooping necessary for the classic Blumpkin.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

For those of us who are sexually disabled, the Reverse Blumpkin is a godsend. Though I can't achieve an erection, I can piss and get my butthole eaten out like there's no tomorrow.

Reverse Blumpkin by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

chipotle blumpkin 

to receive a blumpkin after the receipient ate a meal at the popular chipotle mexican restaurant.

jake just got a freaky bitch to give him a chipotle blumpkin. needless to say, it gave the BJ a whole new meaning.

chipotle blumpkin by TYLER PRUITT November 27, 2006

ultimate blumpkin 

The Ultimate Blumpkin is to receive fellatio whilst depositing feces in the lavatory, AND reading the Sports Page. Thus creating the ultimate male experience.

"I just received an Ultimate Blumpkin. By the way, did you hear about the "big trade involving your hometown team"?"

ultimate blumpkin by Blumpking777 December 9, 2008

Reverse Blumpkin

Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.

"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."

Reverse Blumpkin by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 13, 2009