beaver crotch

a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.

boy - "did you go to the swim meet last night?"
girl - "yes and i saw jessie's beaver crotch!"

by iloveshavedpussies October 24, 2008

land beaver

A dry vagina

I tried to have sex with her last night but she had such a land beaver I couldn't.

by 126Selly November 09, 2015

beaver waxer

the process of geting your vagina waxed

i just got my beaver waxed at the beaver waxer

by luv toy May 18, 2006

Muddy Beaver

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.

We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.

by Capybara Madness February 07, 2010

Angry Beaver

When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.

That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!

by I'm gonna get you! January 03, 2011

cunt beaver

1. Another stupid insult meaning absolutely nothing intelligent.
2. A beaver that lives in a cunt.

Dan: "You ass clown"
Amanada: "You cunt beaver"
Dan: "Cunt badger, wrong fuzzy animal"

by A. Cross, J. Cross November 05, 2006

Beaver Bank

Incredably amazing hick town. Just outiside sackville. Has the most amazing people. Where everyone wears lumberman plaid all the time and walks around with axes chopping down trees.

Look in lockview high school, you'll see that all the Beaver bank ers a quater are in lumberman plaid.

by Beaverbanker94 September 22, 2009