hagrid's beard

When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard

Holy Shit! Tim your pubes look like hagrid's beard!! How did they get that long????

by RMS132 September 22, 2015

divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.

"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."

by Lucretia Maxwell October 29, 2015

gnome’s beard

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.

Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!

by El Jefé March 23, 2019

ksi beard

dead.

my grandma just ksi beard

by andre Nickatina January 30, 2021

weird in the beard

Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES

Stop putting my hood over my face, its getting all weird in the beard!

by ghostrider7 February 16, 2012

rainbow beard

When a man's facial hair grows in patches of different colors.

Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.

by Jackerman90 November 30, 2009

pant beard

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis

Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden

by Superbells May 14, 2017