Ground beefing

Shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain

Dude I shit in the shower and was ground beefing it down the drain

by Wlc999 April 5, 2025

Pooh Bearing

A full hand reach to scoop either blood or cum out of a orifice to write a letter to the ex wife you hate.

Are you Pooh bearing it?

I've lost my pen can you Pooh bear it?

by NorthernSimian January 24, 2026

Back-Beefing

When a person or group of people have “beef” with someone who has no clue about it

“I can’t believe Stacy and her friends were back-beefing about me!”
“I know right! They are so weird..”

by top of the pyramid March 1, 2026

Jim Beaming

when you are going out for drinks with your friends and you only drink Jim Beam whisky

You wanna go Jim Beaming tonight?

by Jim Beaming June 5, 2025

Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

print wheel bearing

a common mistake that is autocorrected by your computer when trying to write "front wheel bearings"

it's time consuming packing those print wheel bearings

by JDandGP October 11, 2011

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017