noun: one whose lifestyle, personality, behaviors, or situation are so simple that they are described completely and frequently in various foundational, introductory, or base-level textbooks; often but not necessarily one who finds great difficulty in circumstances with which a reasonable person would not struggle
David is such a textbook basic that my Psych 101 book had covered all of his problems by the third page.
by chronofiler October 22, 2014
Get the textbook basic mug.A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.
Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.
by Seattlelover January 7, 2015
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Is the typical angry female seen staring at her phone or just plain looking angry.If you make eye contact with this beast she will start pointing at you and screaming misagynist, oppressor,or any other litany of feminist anti-male buzzwards.
Man did you hear that Seattle Basic Bitch going off on that guy for asking her if she wanted a drink at the bar last night.
by SingleSeattle November 2, 2015
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All the bitches in the club rockin those ref strips and shit... oh they some basic ass bitches..that's BASIC BITCH ATTIRE!
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Today at school, all I saw were girls rockin that same ol' virgin weave and ugly ass floral print leggings with that ugly ass ripped shirt shit.... Basic Bitch Attire!
Her whole closet is just Basic Bitch Attire!!
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She rockin those red, white and blue leggings just like all these other hoes on Labor Day ... Basic Bitch Attire!!
She wearing the same virgin weave as Shonquiqua... her Basic Ass!!....Basic Bitch Attire !
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Her whole closet is just Basic Bitch Attire!!
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Get the Basith mug.A stereotypical nerd that very likely knows more than the average person about computers and more than likely plays a band instrument. Very awkward and shy.
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