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bum blasted 

Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.
We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.
bum blasted by RobbieJ December 24, 2003
Related Words
Bum bump bumblebee Bum-Rush bumblefuck bumble bummy bummer bumpkins bum fluff

bum onion 

An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.
"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004
bum onion by Dr van Truessen January 27, 2004

bum muffin 

Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.
Why are you eating that bum muffin?
bum muffin by eZsteve February 4, 2007

Bum Mobile

A low cost piece of transportation equipment e.g. Shopping cart, Wheelbarrow, Bike, Sled. Used by Bums (aka homeless people) to transport their only possesions with them. Mainly old cans, bottles, and any smelly old clothes they have with them. It is a very important piece of equipment for a bum and their livelyhoods depend on it.
That Bum has a phat Bum Mobile yo!

A highly mobile bum should have his own Bum Mobile.

Nigga stole my Bum Mobile!
Bum Mobile by TailsAddict June 30, 2008

bum arse 

The behind of a British bum. Can be used to describe a person from Great Britain.
"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"
"Dude, you're such a bum arse."
bum arse by bumarse October 16, 2009

Bum and coke 

Drug-fuelled Cottaging in a cocktail bar or other upmarket drinking establishment toilet.
Did you come her straight from home tonight?

No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.
Bum and coke by cuksocker November 9, 2010