Bloster

(1) To advocate for an argument or position, using exaggeration or bending the truth if necessary.

I want a lawyer who will bloster my claims!

by patidaho May 3, 2009

Blasted

Blazed + Wasted ( High + Drunk )

I was so blasted last night.

by KingLime August 21, 2008

Beasters

Weed grown in Cananda (not shitty weed). The word is a hippie term coming from BC buds or weed grown in British columbia. Hence the word Beaster.

by Johnny January 29, 2003

Blaters

Colloquial form of 'Blatently', used to express agree ment about something, or to state something's obviousness.

Jenny: Are you going to watch Neighbours then?

Rth: BLATERS!!

or

I'm so tired. I'm blaters going to take a nap this afternoon

by Mathamagician November 15, 2005

blasterbation

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre

1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"

by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

Alabama Turkey Baster

A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.

Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat

Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."

Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.

by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011

Basteraud

To Basteraud is to use a lie to cover yourself when you have been caught out in a lie . In honour of the French rugby player who claimed to have been assaulted in Wellington,NZ going back to his hotel . When police noted that he had in fact entered the hotel uninjured, he 'fessed up that he had slipped in his hotel room .

Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.

That's another basteraud you scumbag weasel .

by RedRiver July 4, 2009