Amber Alert

When you find a poop left in your bed by a significant other.

I woke up this morning and Jessica had left me an Amber Alert before packing her things and leaving me.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022

I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

Toxic Jr Alter

A term used to describe a guy or girl popular amongst homiesexual and galsexual People they are very nice and always have your back and support you when times are tough and when you befriend them you will grow feelings for them,you can find these types of people rarely in Online game community they are the secondary coin of online gaming

Hey Toxic jr alter!

by Kody! :3 December 8, 2019

peterpan peanut butter alert

1. one is said to have a "peterpan peanut butter alert" when HEAVILY under the influense of cannabis (aka marijuana)

2. to "trip balls"

DUDE! im totally having a peterpan peanut butter alert!

by Mark Farry May 9, 2008

alterego

m4d l337 n1nj0r

alterego totally pwned me. with a headshot. now i'm headless.

by alterego September 22, 2003

Allergics

A category of people, who have allergies.

"Who would need an anti-sneezing device?"
"Allergics would!"

by Patrycja Bogdal September 1, 2009

Rainbow Alert

A warning for people who may or may not be gay based on the way they talk, dress, act, etc.,

Old lady: *hears princeton from mindless behavior talking* are you sure he's straight
Granddaughter: *sighs* we'll put him on rainbow alert

by AshesMonroe August 6, 2011