Allah

The name that a American Muslim worships and gives boring ass lectures abt it everyday day

AYGHAHE, ALLAH IS GREAT +5

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

ALLAH ACKBAR

THE MAN WHO BLEW UP THE BUILDING AND LOVES CRASHING PLANES.

ALLAH ACKBAR , IMA BLOW UP THE BUILDINGS

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

Alayah

The best lesbian ever created by god

"Alayah is chill as hell bro."

by OpticT October 21, 2025

Allah

The one ☝️ and only god, the god of Jesus, god of Muhammad, god of Budda, it is the almighty Allah

*goes to casino*

Abu Idris Al-Baljiki: My luck is ass *continue to shout ALLAH AKBAR*

*hit the jackpot*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025

Allahbuy

A "Da Great One told me to do it" tale of innocence dat a spendthrift Muslim gives to supposedly justify/excuse an unwise/unauthorized purchase.

Anytime dat Followers of Islam make strange/unexpected investments in da stock market, one has to wonder if said transactions were merely Allahbuys.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

Allahbye

A claim-of-innocence statement dat supposedly justifies a former Islam-follower's decision to no longer practice said religion.

I wouldn't be able to stand even trying out da prejudicial-and-oppressive Muslim lifestyle to begin with, so I would never encounter any reason to give an Allahbye.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

Allahgator

"Da Great One" of da reptile world.

Many people aren't spiritual believers, but they might start copiously praying if they were pursued by an Allahgator!

by QuacksO November 30, 2025