Aggressive Fat

When someone is fat but not conventionally fat, more of an active and faster moving fat person.

"Look it's Lenny from Ice Age and Reece, they are both are aggressive fat."

by Lennyfromiceage April 28, 2024

aggressive monogamy

A type of monogamy, practiced by swingers - who are trying to hide the fact that they are swingers - because they built their entire persona around being in a traditional monogamous relationship.

He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.

by PugsAreAnAbominationToGod June 7, 2024

aggresive

live slug reaction

"aggresive?? open up a dictionary. all you know how to do is to deflect an issue by attacking me lol. I was slightly upset at how u treated me, not jealous, no need to inflate ur ego."

by dxsqz June 8, 2024

Aggressively throbbing dick

An aggressively throbbing dick is the male genital shaking aggressively.

Kid that lives down the road: Whats a aggressively throbbing dick?
Man: When you make you silly little penis shake aggressively.

by Vagina user and cock sucker July 2, 2024

aggressively nice

a person who acts friendly towards others with an unnecessary aggressive demeanor and/or force

"Bob is so aggressively nice, he literally force-feeded me a bunch of cucumber soup, and then proceeded to grab me by the neck and shoved a toothbrush in my mouth and started brushing my teeth!"

by Goot_63 September 7, 2024

Aggron

So, what's your favorite Pokémon?

FUCK YOU, NOBODY CARES

BECAUSE IT SURE AS SHIT ISN'T AS AWESOME

AS THIS HERE AGGRON

LOOK AT THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER

Aggron is basically what you'd get if you put steel-plating on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A FUCKING STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this shit out: Aggron's not only a steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the two most badass types in the game. this nigga's tougher than diamonds. Diamonds are a girl's best friend? FUCK THAT SHIT, give your girl an Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck your dick on the spot, guaranteed.

794 POUNDS OF BRICKSHITTING AMAZEMENT

What does your pokémon cat? Berries? Poffins? Man-made shit from a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH. STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING GROUND. Not only that, but he claims an entire mountain as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf. And he'll even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and shit. HELL YEAH. SAVE THE EARTH YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!

NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL SHIT

So Aggron's got this move called head smash. It's pretty much the manliest move ever - he headbutts your weak-ass pokémon at fall force with his fuckawesome steel spikes and shit. The move has 150 base power, Aggron has 110 base attack, and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage. What this means in non-pokefag is that AGGRON WILL FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. BACKWARDS.

What's that? He's too slow? Better watch what you say faggot, cause Aggron just used rock polish and is jettin' around your ass like motherfucking Sonic. But this ain't no faggot ass hedgehog. this is the motherfucking Aggron, ready to kick your ass to hell and back. Think you can exploit Aggron weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, ASSHOLE. Aggron's ready to metal burst your pussy attacks right back at you And as if that wasn't enough badassery to last a lifetime. Aggron can also support the rest of the faggots on his team with shit like thunder wave, roar, stealth rock, fuck I don't even know, All I know is you need to

GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON

by TheRuszard November 28, 2024

Aggravating

Girl is trying to mask her affection for you , and or in love with you.

You’re so aggravating … not actually implying that they are frustrating and or annoying

by Karlblocker November 29, 2024