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Aggron

So, what's your favorite Pokémon?

FUCK YOU, NOBODY CARES

BECAUSE IT SURE AS SHIT ISN'T AS AWESOME

AS THIS HERE AGGRON

LOOK AT THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER

Aggron is basically what you'd get if you put steel-plating on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A FUCKING STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this shit out: Aggron's not only a steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the two most badass types in the game. this nigga's tougher than diamonds. Diamonds are a girl's best friend? FUCK THAT SHIT, give your girl an Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck your dick on the spot, guaranteed.

794 POUNDS OF BRICKSHITTING AMAZEMENT

What does your pokémon cat? Berries? Poffins? Man-made shit from a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH. STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING GROUND. Not only that, but he claims an entire mountain as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf. And he'll even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and shit. HELL YEAH. SAVE THE EARTH YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!

NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL SHIT

So Aggron's got this move called head smash. It's pretty much the manliest move ever - he headbutts your weak-ass pokémon at fall force with his fuckawesome steel spikes and shit. The move has 150 base power, Aggron has 110 base attack, and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage. What this means in non-pokefag is that AGGRON WILL FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. BACKWARDS.
What's that? He's too slow? Better watch what you say faggot, cause Aggron just used rock polish and is jettin' around your ass like motherfucking Sonic. But this ain't no faggot ass hedgehog. this is the motherfucking Aggron, ready to kick your ass to hell and back. Think you can exploit Aggron weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, ASSHOLE. Aggron's ready to metal burst your pussy attacks right back at you And as if that wasn't enough badassery to last a lifetime. Aggron can also support the rest of the faggots on his team with shit like thunder wave, roar, stealth rock, fuck I don't even know, All I know is you need to

GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON
by TheRuszard November 28, 2024
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Aggron-Mega

One if not the best or the avatars of perfection that live within our world. Aggron-Mega is so powerful he can crack a mountain by looking at it.
He is so beautiful he even inspires gods.
He is so perfect that the perfection was invented to describe him.

Aggron-Mega is just incredible
Why do mirrors reflect things ?
Aggron-Mega's skin fragments fell from his body and these fragments are what we refer to as mirrors.
by Sirmantis September 11, 2017
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Papa Aggron

Papa Aggron have the best beard on YouTube
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Self-aggrandising

Self-aggrandising is what people who have got fuck-all going for them do. It means boasting about yourself and your abilities, telling everyone how wonderful you are, broadcasting copious quantities of bullshit thickly overlaid with FIGJAM. Normal people exposed to the effects of some self-aggrandising nonentity usually experience attacks of acute nausea followed by the need to get as far away as possible from the source irritation.
Malcolm you are a self-aggrandising WOFS with the mental capacity of a demented amoeba.
by AKACroatalin April 23, 2015
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aggrotech

Aggrotech is an evolution of electro-industrial and dark electro with a strong influence of techno music that first surfaced in the mid-1990s, but has been revitalized in recent years. Also referred to as "Hellektro", its sound is typified by somewhat harsh song structures, aggressive beats and lyrics of a militant, pessimistic or explicit nature. Typically, the vocals are distorted to sound hoarse, harsh and without tone. Artists also frequently use atonal melodic structures.

Artists: Aghast View, Aesthetic Perfection, Amduscia, Agonoize, Psyclon Nine, Die Sektor, Combichrist, Hocico, Virtual Embrace, Tactical Sekt, Funker Vogt, Grendel, Aslan Faction, Tamtrum, Feindflug, Cenobita, Dawn Of Ashes, Suicide Commando, Vigilante, X-Fusion, Wumpscut, Cruciform Injection
Labels: NoiTekk (Germany) Out of Line Music (Germany)
Aggrotech basically means harsh EBM
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Dianna Agron

Flawless human being known as Quinn Fabray on Fox TV Show "Glee", a popular cheerleader who accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to a baby girl during the first Season. She may hate Rachel Berry on-screen (played by Lea Michele) but they're soul-mates in real life.
Friend 1: Must be hard for Dianna Agron to shoot that slap scene with Lea on-screen.
Friend 2: Haven't you read her tweet last night? She didn't slapped Lea, Lea wanted to but Dianna Agron doesn't. Camera trick!
by faberrian December 28, 2011
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parent aggro

Get a lot of bad attention/in trouble from your parents
"guys brb my i got huge parent aggro here"
by Scotty peters March 5, 2007
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