Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 05, 2018
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Himalayan Nuts

Any kind of nuts that are Hindi. Literally.
Himalayan Nuts are so g-
by Himalayan July 12, 2022
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Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!
Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her
by BryJ December 18, 2018
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hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)
ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”
by hehehhaw July 20, 2022
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nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.
The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.
by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023
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Bucket O' Nut

When one internally ejaculates within a sexual partner and watches as their orifice leaks bodily essence. Sometimes shortened as B.O.N.
"Hey you know Tracy?"
"Yeah I know her, cute girl with the thicc butt right?"
"Yeah I spilled a Bucket O' nut in that."
"Nice bro"
by Lightn'Thicc October 23, 2018
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Throwing nut

Oh! She's on birth control? You can try throwing nut at her!
by Johnny.smithdeal November 10, 2020
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