Degenerate Brownian Motion 

degenerate brownian motion, a racist term for people with brown skin from south and south-east asia, used by white Australians.

Instead of calling them brown directly, hide behind a scientific term brownian motion, so that when accused of racism, scientifically gaslight and hide behind the term. In the name of science.

Athor: Look its Akhmed our boy originally from Paki

Akhmed Sulisto: Im Indonesian not Paki.

Athor: Whatever fucking degenerate brownian motion, fucking cunt

Akhmed Sulisto: Did you call me a degenerate brown guy?

Athor: Did I call you a fucking low IQ brown guy? No of course not.
Athor: I was referring to brownian motion, a scientific chemistry term.

Akhmed Sulisto: Cool, totally my bad sorry, was just being too sensitive. Don't mind me.

Athor: dbm ! dbm ! dbm !

Degenerate Brownian Motion by Rangaaabearddd February 4, 2023

clutching your brownies 

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

clutching your brownies by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014

Bronade 

Male version of a grenade, rarely gets laid and constantly cock blocks his buddies because of it.

Guido Friend: Hey bro, check out this girl I'm bout to bring home.

Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.

Bronade by longrod vonbigdong July 25, 2011

Dunkin' Blownut 

Placing your erect penis through the hole of a donut and allowing a woman to simultaneous fellate you and eat the donut.

"Dude, this chick gave me a Dunkin' Blownut last night. It was fucking sweet!"

"Was it cream-filled?"

"Nah, but she was a little later."

Dunkin' Blownut by atforpres October 21, 2009

Brownload 

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.

Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."

Brownload by irishfan86 January 16, 2011

Cosmic Brownie 

the most delicious food that you will ever eat. its addictive quality leaves you craving its chocolate smooth texture forever. it has a dense rich texture of milky chocolate with a thick rich chocolaty frosting with yummy sprinkles. although it is probably on of the most unhealthy things you could possibly ingest, it is completely. worth. it.

Bob: dude, these brownies are so good
10 minutes later
Bob: holy shit im going to puke, im never having a cosmic brownie again.
10 minutes later
Bob: dude those brownies were so good. im getting more.

Cosmic Brownie by cosmicbrownielover July 21, 2011

broincidence 

a natural phenomena where two bros experience the same thing while at different locations or times, or something that is an extreme coincidence happens amongst bros. Its more than a coincidence, its a broincidence.

Example 1:
BRO 1: At approximately 10:37 P.M. EST on June 12th, I got it in with that hoe Amy
BRO 2: Dude bro, the same thing happened to me at the exact same time exactly one year ago!
BRO 1: Its a broincidence!

Example 2:
BRO 3: Bro! What are you doing here at the strip club?!?
BRO 4: Objectifying women, what about you?
BRO 3: Same!
BRO 4: What a broincidence!

broincidence by jaustin69 December 21, 2012