what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

What a Patrick!

When a killer in Dead by Daylight camps and/or tunnels. Named for the developer that said camping and tunnelling is skill.

That killer did nothing but camp and tunnel the entire match. What a Patrick!

by MommaDragon January 3, 2023

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

What the banana

A child friendly version of what the fuck

*kid dies*
Random person: “what the banana”

by ilikedogs January 8, 2023

what a fuck

a food particle kept in a throat usually after any type of eating

`have no throat,exactly!What a fuck has been caused again by the dinner,s food!I don,t feel great of such a lovely food I have eaten!!!

by now name January 13, 2023

What?

Something someone will say if they didn’t heard you and they will repeat it a couple of times

B:why aren’t you working with your friends?

H:what?

B: why aren’t you w-

H:what?

B: WHY ARENT YOU WORKING WITH YOUR FRIENDS?!

H: what?

by Yocheesegng August 18, 2023

What's fishing?

A substitute for the phrase "What's up?" Using this will make you very funny and attractive

"Yo what's fishing?"
"Nothing much"

by ISW August 23, 2023