UME 

Mostly used in Switzerland. UME is used to discribe someone who is ready or to check for their availability.

Bro, are you ume? The Party is lit.

UME by ume187 March 15, 2020

UME 

Unintentional Masturbational Explosion.

A not uncommon phenomina, where during masturbation, the ejaculation occurs in an unintended fashion, and the 'man juice' spurts out in an explosion-like manner, splattering everywhere, including undesirable places i.e. desk, keyboard, face

I was having a wank last night when I had a UME, it went all over the computer!

UME by DudeyMcCool September 19, 2009

ume 

A hot guy who is attracted towards dumb bitches. All he want to do is fun.

That guy is an ume.

ume by Fraklinsberg June 6, 2020

ume 

Totally and utterly cool

I am ume riding on this girl

ume by mike simpson May 12, 2003

ume 

Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

In complete and total midset of partying. Having a great time.

Bro, are you ume? Yeah.

ume by ume187 January 13, 2020

ume 

Someone who is always seen partying and having a great time.
Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

Bro, are you ume? Yeah.

ume by ume187 January 13, 2020

ume 

A cool guy who can take away any girl.
He is charming and girls get attracted towards him.

He's such a ume.

ume by Fraklinsberg June 6, 2020