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UME

Mostly used in Switzerland. UME is used to discribe someone who is ready or to check for their availability.
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UME

Unintentional Masturbational Explosion.

A not uncommon phenomina, where during masturbation, the ejaculation occurs in an unintended fashion, and the 'man juice' spurts out in an explosion-like manner, splattering everywhere, including undesirable places i.e. desk, keyboard, face
I was having a wank last night when I had a UME, it went all over the computer!
by DudeyMcCool September 19, 2009
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A hot guy who is attracted towards dumb bitches. All he want to do is fun.
That guy is an ume.
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Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

In complete and total midset of partying. Having a great time.
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Someone who is always seen partying and having a great time.
Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."
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A cool guy who can take away any girl.
He is charming and girls get attracted towards him.
He's such a ume.
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