nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 03, 2025

nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

Bug Nuts

Someone who has a lot of Swag Money ¥olo. And likes to call the moon mars & wishes that Elon musk would take us to the moon already. Also donated to Kony 2012

Yo who’s that “Bug Nuts?” She bad bro

by N78-Dawg September 04, 2020

nut stick

Male genitals, a penis.

Dude, my nut stick is so big!

by sportygspot June 12, 2010

3 nut chase

when you nut three times and chase it down with vodka

I just had a crazy 3 nut chase last night

by 3 nut chase August 31, 2022

foreskin nut

When winter is long and cold, you store cashews, pecans, walnuts etc in your foreskin for a lil snack later.

dude 1: hey you got any food?

dude 2: yeah lemme just get my foreskin nut

by nomnomnut April 20, 2024

Nut Mist

When she needs to cool down after an intense round of love making, so you gently spray her face

She was hot after our intense workout, so I gave her a 'nut mist'

by InappropriateMama March 24, 2019