Cunt whiskers

Confused British slang for something that’s all messed up

Ah man there’s dog piss on the floor by the snooker table again… cunt whiskers!

by BritishDouchebag December 12, 2023

Cunting

Cunting. The vengeful act (or sometimes for comedy reasons) by a woman, taking her unwashed fishy vagina and rubbing it on a personal belonging of someone she wish to spite or prank.

"well made my wife angry i guess . . . caught her her Cunting my xbox controller . . . . stinks like fish-monger's chopping block now!"

by Quag Norris June 5, 2018

Cunt Nugget

When the labia of a vagina is circumcised. The resulting ball of flesh is then fried together and breaded into a "nugget" of sorts. The resulting nugget is then fed to friends or enemies as a joke.

Sam - "Julia just got her labia circumcised.. she kept the flesh, you know what that means!"
John- "CUNT NUGGET TIME, get the deep frier ready"
Sam- "Let's feed it to Ron!"

by NiceYoungGent March 3, 2015

Cunt Skimming

When a girl wears a skirt that is so short you can see her vagina

Wow, that dress is cunt skimming

by fatsaladclub08 March 4, 2014

Drizzle Cunt

A person who impacts your life in a negative way. Someone who “drizzles” negativity over those around them.

“What’s up with Dave today? He being such a drizzle cunt”

by Lord Stephen September 22, 2022

Cunt

Dave Slack

Oh Pete, I hear Hannah has a Cunt as big as Dave Slack

by CuntExpert March 13, 2018

Virgin cunt

Dallas chittle

Are you kidding me virgin cunt

by Rileydanae February 16, 2018