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Definitions by fatsaladclub08

Smiling Hedgehog

When a girl accidently shows her lady carriage and has forgotton to put knickers on and is due for a wax

Cunt Skimming 

When a girl wears a skirt that is so short you can see her vagina
Wow, that dress is cunt skimming

Virtual Spending 

When a younger person than you has limited funds, ie pocket money and you have unlimited funds, ie credit card, therefore everything you pick up is 'amazing', 'awesome' etc in their eyes therefore you buy them. Purchases can be either for yourself or the younger person
Floral head band aimed at Tweens, yet you buy and you're in your 30's as the younger person your with thinks you'll look amazing wearing it, therefore Virtual Spending